An angry mob is walking along the street. Someone yells, “Hey, let’s hang that guy with a moustache!”
Someone else yells, “Nah, let’s use a rope!”
John Oates shaved off his moustache in 1990, and people have been asking him about it ever since.
“Maybe that shows you the power of the ‘stache, if people are still talking about it,” he said with a laugh.